My ex said I had too many stuffed animals for a man.

Did not expect to see an owl deepthroating a banana.

Nah, one more lane should fix it.

j/k yes

I live a quarter mile from a gym that I have to drive to because I have to cross a five-lane highway.

Hi, this is Bob from Bob’s Billboards. I’m afraid there must have been some sort of mix-up. We received a photograph of a pig with feces on its…

The flesh-eating bacterium that’s infected your pancreas is a truly remarkable specimen, but you’re too much like “oh GOD, my INSIDES!” to appreciate it.

Oh look at that, he even has a MAGA skull cap.

Sorry, I can’t hear you over the roar of the engines inside my SSTO.

WAKE UP, JOE!

These days he’s CG.

NOTUS

Does she have a sister? 🥺👉👈

OnlyFowls

It’s called a “REM rebound”. I think it’s fun.

Mr. Xi, my people beg for freedom.

Gammon

Thanks!

Hard to watch.

It feels like yesterday that I was watching him run circles around Sarah Palin in their debate. Mortality is scary.