So set it for a time that’s after your kids go to bed, but before you typically do?

What the hell good does a flashing red light in your bedroom do if you’re commiserating over a few beers at your friend’s house?

Set 2 or 3 alarms on your phone, if need be.

Fuck, this post is almost as bad as /r/AskElectronics when someone asks how to replace a simple switch on a kid’s flashlight, and a dozen new-grad EE’s come up with Arduino and Raspberry Pi “solutions” to a broken wire on a slide switch.

You’re getting downvoted from (presumably) a lot of millennials in which child resentment resonates, but I agree with you. If you resent your kids, get help so you don’t breed in them the same resentment your parents instilled into you.