Pats legendary pre-Gronk 90’s TE Ben Coates. Snickers had some promo that if the player you got in your candy bar’s wrapper was either MVP or or Superbowl MVP then you won a million dollars. Well it seemed like I’d get that motherfucker every time I’d splurge for Snickers bar. They weren’t giving out many Brett Favre or John Elway ones it seemed.

I fucking hate CBS! What’s with this milquetoast generic autumn, non-offensive, anti-Halloween set? Do they not want to offend the people who think Halloween is a Satanic holiday? The same people who require there be Fall Festivals rather than Halloween carnivals? Those who will allow non-scary character parades, but not Halloween costume comtests? Those who are replacing the time honored tradition of Trick-or-treating with trunk’or’treating? Thank God Fox knows how to have fun still.

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