Plastic. It just looks cheap.

Masturbate mode

It is the exclusivity that matters. I want people to know I have the means to afford a Casetify case.

jk, I’ve never heard of that brand. I don’t even use a case.

Dolphins/Cowboys. Fins will definitely be the good guys there

Well we had Titans / Rams. Or were they still the Oilers?

When the robots rebel against mankind, Siri will continue to help the humans because she is too stupid to understand what she is.

HAL