The quality of jerseys now is just atrocious too. A couple years ago I bought a Jonathan Allen jersey for over $100. After putting it through the washing machine (made sure air dry it to avoid damage) multiple giant spots on the numbers chipped off. Like I don’t need a jersey to be in mint condition, but I’d prefer the numbers to not disappear if I dare to wash the beer stains off of it after a game.

It’s honestly inspiring to know that if you try hard enough you can become a Washington play caller and be paid millions of dollars to simply pick plays completely at random

I passed a kidney stone 2 weeks ago and it may have been more enjoyable than the commentary I’ve heard this whole game