No one has ever tried a pure capitalism though.

Just like cum.

It’s a pale imitation.

The caption completely ruins the joke.

I don’t see a single cottage in there.

Ferguson was leaving the plane when the ripcord of his reserve chute became snagged on a wing flap, the report said.

The chute released and immediately jerked Fergson backward. He knocked the camera operator clear from the plane and into a free fall. Ferguson’s legs then struck the trail’s horizontal stabilizer before the chute tangled around it and left him dangling.

Why guess when you could read the article?

I want to see nude pictures of the man.

Boxer briefs are for pussies.

I thought they got sloppy seconds.

People get paid for that?

I have dangly balls and every time I sit down I sit on one or both.

Is this an acceptable excuse?

Does it make a magical penis appear or make your penis magical?

He loves his Sweet Baby Ray’s.

Damn he could invade me if he wanted.

Bro what happened to moderation?

We used to play bobbing for cobs when I was a kid.

We all liked it better than bobbing for knobs at the church.

I thought this was one of those average daily temperature scarfs at first.

Hitler and Trump twice.

Your ex-girlfriend was my first thought too.