Have fun. Where I see this beating out other options for low access / possibly cold storage is you could make it incredibly dense in terms of tb/kg and tb/cm3. It would make a fun challenge and be damn near impossible to maintain 🤣

This might be a dumb question, but can you print it?

You want a disk shelf. They plug to your server via a HBA (probably set in IT / JBOD mode) via a sas cable. They usually have 24 bays.

Welp, everyone beat me to the dad jokes.