Bijan and Pitts, all-time decoy selections

Once the mf openly admits to having a foot fetish when he absolutely did not have to

You know how many fucking unsolicited feet pics he must get now? If that’s his deal, it’s almost certainly working out for him

Primetime Jets. Amazing defense + Rodgers meant they were supposed to be interesting to watch.

To be fair, this has been pretty interesting to watch, lol.

Tua “Bryce Young” Tagovailoa

When I was a kid I didn’t need to get gifted the ‘superpower of play’ to have fun, I just got a shit ton of legos— ah fuck it’s the same thing

I like some good competition but I always like it when the players on different teams help each other up

Makes me feel warm and fuzzy

OOOH AH AH AH AH

A football move, you know, it’s like when a player, um, they have the ball, right? And they’re sort of moving, kind of, in a way that’s like… they’re doing something with it? Like, sometimes they might be running, or maybe not exactly running, but definitely moving. And it’s like they’re trying to do a thing, a specific thing with the ball, but also, it’s not just about the ball, it’s about how they’re doing it, with, like, intention, I guess? But it’s hard to say what the intention is exactly, because, you know, it’s football.

Saleh and McDaniels look like they should be in a buddy cop comedy

Boyle: Rodgers, are they booing me?

Rodgers: Oh, they’re not booing you, Tim, they’re shouting “Boo-yle! Boo-yle!”

I appreciate the black uniforms so that Amazon’s intermittent shitty stream quality doesn’t make them disappear into the field.

Before anybody calls my internet shit, it’s multi-gigabit and Prime games are literally the ONLY thing that intermittently goes to shit.

Imagine walking off the stage holding your shiny new Golden Rosen Award.

“ooooooh AH AH AH AH”

Camera slow zooms in on a very sad Bryce Young

I think Blackshear is potentially the best weapon on the offense. I know Thielen can catch drag routes for 0-1 YAC 30 times a game, but that shouldn’t be our WR1

Marshall fucking sucks too

Three and out let’s fucking gooooo

Frank Reich reminds me so much of my dad after he was diagnosed with dementia, like looking around aimlessly and unfocused

Are there any laws against firing an entire football team? Like just… fire the Panthers? Like, from the NFL?

Who gets the ball to start the second half? I didn’t watch the beginning

This Bears defense is trash, can’t believe y’all let BY put 63 yards up on you