THE 🌋

Bailey “lil Mac” Zappe

Gay mad

Bill’s face is like “what the fuck are they doing?”

Mac Jones has laughed and now he’s Brady (at handoffs)

I just wanna say there’s tallboy snack packs now. like 60% more puddin’. this is how kids get hooked on the sauce.

Kyler and Kirk together would be fuckin funny

You say the mayo thing was stupid stuff, I say it is a flaw remarkable enough to claim he has not met the threshold for humanhood.

1500 attempts minimum, and active, what are we talking about…like 12 QBs?

For reference, Jalen Hurts doesn’t even have 1500 attempts yet (has around 1300) and is in his 4th year.

GOOOOO BIRRRRDDSSSSS