Or a cop trying to paint themselves a victim.

Until the plane crashes into your house.

If you want to disarm this guy all you have to do is take his pencil.

“Elemelons”. Now that is a new favorite high word, next to banana. Banananananananananana…

Complaining that something works or that people prefer things that work is a very backasswards critique and deepens the presumed stereotype that home Linux users are just nerds who only like to tinker (which is just partially true).