Guess it’s time to leave Nova. Any recommended alternatives?

Oh, those innocent times…

Wait 'til Calvin hits 40 and finally realizes he actually peaked at 6…

He’s so bright and imaginative, he probably would have invented 4chan–or something even worse.

Oh man, if I was Suzie, Calvin would be so dead after that last remark…

When Calvin says something is gross… ugh… I don’t even want to think about it.

She knows you too well, Calvin.

Guess I won’t change much, then.

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The FBI would be on his doorstep before he could hang up.