Kicker gonna knife Love in the parking lot

Yes, because Dave Brubeck is where every beginner piano player starts.

“It’s one referee, Michael. What could it cost, $10?”

Halftime already? This game being played near a black hole?

I enjoy the game of football

Pickett: 6 of 6 for 66 yards

Satan: Nice

Hill’s wife is 75% hat

I think Herb would be more suited for narrating training videos about spreadsheet software.

This game ain’t worth watching if Hill is hurt.

That one lady Jets fan with the gray hair and 1000 yard stare. Poor woman.

Amazon: Today’s game was supposed to be on yesterday, but Herb and Al fell asleep.

Wait, there’s more football on today? WooHoo!! Laziness Day 2 achievement unlocked!

Either way, I’m watching Lord Of The Rings extended edition tonight

If this were the 1950’s, Pete would be a 2 pack a day smoker

Dave Brubeck isn’t exactly beginner friendly

Maybe Seattle’s plan is to make Purdy throw so many passes that he gets a little tired?

It’d only be like a 115-yard field goal attempt.

I don’t have a PS5, but I do have a PS4 and a PS2, so that’s basically like having a PS6.

TIL Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady” was written about Vince Neil from Motley Crue.

It’s a good thing I don’t play football … 'cause I’d be really bad at it.