Phenomenal.

His book ‘Pounded in the butt by my book ‘Pounded in the butt by my own butt’’ was a real pageturner.

‘I wish more of my bones were broken’ - Deranged Lunatic

What if we eat the billionaires? I’m not saying we should, just wondering what if.

Top shelf.

Can you share a link? I don’t remember where it was and I’d like to read it again.

Welk I’m here aren’t I?

Would the insides of my eyelids glow? Cause fuck that if that’s the case.

Reminds me of a post I read from a Russian tourist that visited Warsaw who was pissed off that the city was so nice and clean, whereas most of Russia is an unkempt shitheap.

Mind you he was not mad that Russia was a shitheap, he was mad that _Poland was not _

Sometimes when I feel like a failure or I’m not applying myself enough in life, then I read shit like this and realize I’m doing just fine .

TFW mom found the pissdrawer.

Let’s be honest, who hasnt fucked up their chassis while crossing the median doing an illegal u-turn on the highway at 3am in the morning while running on 2 hours of sleep?

Cause I sure haven’t

Lamp oil can’t melt marble pilars!

No cheap ass crack for me. I splurge for the good stuff.

Merry-doe-round.

We had a guy call in one day saying he couldn’t make it as he was having car problems. Boss says he didn’t even know he had a car. Guy replies: I don’t. That’s the problem.

Methematics.

That’s quite literally copping a feel.

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I wouldn’t be so reluctant to upgrade if they didnt try to force onedrive down my throat. I do no want that shit.