you better keep it hot/top if you know what’s good for ya pal!
You know, someone else already nabbed the first post, but after an hour has passed, nobody will be able to tell the difference. I can just say first, and nobody could stop me…
I’m couping the first post spot! @thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net is a revisionist and traitor to the revolution! Unite with me comrades, and let us seize the title of first so that we may distribute it evenly to all! (But mostly for me)
All Cis folks please report for mandatory de-cissification. The process will of course entail mandatory sissy-fication for roughly half of you, so try not to get confused.
For opsec reasons I refuse to answer this question
Okay but I shit myself earlier this year and I’m only 26. Sometimes your stomach and booty betray you and there’s nothing wrong with that!
And away he went. Nothing ever happens gang gets this one.
Casual homophobia, classic lib. Can’t express your point without making it about sexual pathology or slagging off the gays, right? Have you ever had a thought about politics or power and not somehow forced an analogy with a penis involved? Freud was right you twisted little pervert.
Anyway, go figure Russians are people too so stopping their deaths is a good thing too if you, you know, give a shit about people. And even if we took your point at face value, an end to the war on Russia’s terms - which is all but certain anyway given the trajectory here - will still result in the end of maiming and murder of Ukrainian men on the Frontline and any civilian deaths from infrastructure bombing deeper into the country. The only reason that corrupt little rump state is still feeding bodies into the grinder is because Europe and America would rather sacrifice Ukraine than fight directly (CAN’T fight directly based on industrial output) and are happy to see others die on their behalf. Otherwise peace could have come long ago. But you bloodthirsty dogs believe whatever you’re told and clap along to the slaughter as your social benefits are converted into weapons and shipped across the Atlantic so they can be blown up in some trench in Eastern Ukraine all so that some military contractor can redo their kitchen in Boston. You want to talk about cucked? Look in the fucking mirror you sniveling worm.
“pro-growth, productivity led agenda”
AKA industry subsidies/tax cuts for the rich and austerity for everyone else.
Should have just elected the bloody Tories for this shit.
This is one of the funniest things to happen this year. Truly bespoke international relations move. They should figure out how to get those balloons across the Pacific so America has to shoot them down with 2 million dollar missiles.
Fucking finally at least some people are going to be released from that torture center.
BREAKING “Area man defaces US courthouse with images of a pig shitting on its testicles. Motives currently unknown, but a local witness claims they heard him muttering under his breath about bugs and outdoor cats. More at 11.”
be me, browsing hexbear when I wake up early in the morning
See old news thread is locked but new one has a few comments
“Oh boy! This means I get to see the new News Thread and fresh news!”
Open the link to the new News Thread
There’s only a “First” comment and a shit post
Mfw
How dare you take this from me
lower the retirement age back to 62 and steal all of those company’s productivity!
Lansing Michigan to Los Angeles is actually 2200 miles. So, even worse.
I had hidden those second two tweets away in a corner of my brain that you unearthed, and now I’m forced to feel that queezy feeling in my stomach at cringe on a level I find hard to describe.
So I mean, fuck you I guess.
When i popped the hood he had a look of cautious relief, but slightly incredulous that I had taken so long to find him. It’s like, bro, YOU did this, not me lmao.
The Internet was a mistake