These aren’t the coaches you’re looking for. Move along!

Wtf with that coverage? What are E Jack and JJ doing there?

We got a call! Wtf is going on here!

I hope you’re right, but I don’t think so.

Sure. It’s possible, like there’s a non-zero chance we could get a 1st. Like when they detonated the first atom bomb. They theorized that there was a non-zero chance, a possibility that was extremely unlikely but not zero, that they would burn off Earth’s entire atmosphere. I put our chances of getting a first rounder for Fields about the same.

Both these teams are just awful. Amazon stock might tank after this shitfest.