It's Maddie!

The other billion having exactly identical experiences seems like the bigger story here

We have! She got me one for my birthday and we’ve been using it during our calls, I really like it!

Thanks! I don’t have a prostate but that still sounds fun!

Her face is just like “Yeah! And stay gone or you’ll get some more!”

Holy cow, that sounds hot! A sex party is on my like pie in the sky, yeah right I’ll ever have the guts to actually do something like that bucket list. Good for you for living the dream!

Vibrating, you say? Inflatable, you say? I have to look for these!

My girlfriend is away until after Christmas so we’ve been long-distancing, it sucks not being together! We’re managing with calls and texts, she’s really good at dirty talk (like really good), I’m a bit self-conscious with that still so I sometimes feel like I’m dropping the ball. I do like watching her play with her toy, and I can encourage her and cheer her on at least!

I would kill to have this kind of confidence!

Lol and if Elon Musk says it, you can take it to the bank, where it will then lose a bunch of its value

Illegitimate love child of George W. Bush and Obama there behind Kermit

Anal fun with my girlfriend! It’s one of the things I have more experience with, but she’s been more open to it since I’ve talked with her how much I love it. She used a strap on (not really a strap on, it’s one of those insertable ones, not sure what they’re called) on my ass and a little bullet vibe up front, and apparently she was impressed with how hard it made me come because she’s getting into trying it now. Nothing too out there, just a cute little plug to start off with while I went down on her, but she said she liked the way it added to the experience!