Aww, that’s a missed opportunity! Those would’ve been adorable!

Yes! This is exactly what I want!

Who could possibly have foreseen that this would go tits up?!

Disappointing, but not surprising.

Because we are convinced it is true.

That’s awesome!

No, specifically not eugenics, did you miss the part where I said this is clearly a joke?

FFS, I’m not actually advocating for eugenics. I’m saying those people are dumbfucks and probably spreading their dumbfuckery to their kids.

Accurate

Sure, let’s do start using it correctly. I’ll go first:

Israel is engaged in mass murder of Palestinian Civilians.

If someone’s dumb enough to still be undecided or on the fence at this point, they should probably be forcibly sterilized by the state, because that’s a section of the gene pool that needs some chlorine.

Ah that’s good, I initially thought you were spreading this in support! My apologies for rushing to judgement.

Tell me about it! The other day, I even saw a guy eating a cheeseburger, AND it had bacon on it! It’s like, so you have no shame at all?!

I am eternally grateful to have escaped Texas, the way they are treating women is utterly unconscionable.

Thanks gancho!

True, sorry, didn’t read the body text, just the title.

Willem Dafoe

No he’s right actually, you just have to be 35 to be president, not to get elected president. If AOC were the nominee and she won, she would definitely be president!

AOC 2028

Oh no, this is horrible! Quick, someone find out how Ja Rule is coming down on the issue!