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Not a lot of people read all the way to the end, huh…

Protip: The reason Velveeta and American cheeses melt so well is because sodium citrate is added to them. You can buy this yourself as a powder, and then add it to actually-good cheeses to give them the same properties.

The pronoun “they”

“They” has declared war on our country and must be stopped at all costs

(/s)

Aren’t there some big-name brands of flea medications that can cause some really nasty side effects? I was researching flea meds for my cat a few months ago and I remember people saying there was one in particular that was known for that. I picked Cheristin specifically because it had a lower risk of side effects.

Edit: I think I’m thinking of Nexgard, a google search says that one can cause seizures.

It’s projection. If you showed them a rainbow or a Day of the Dead decoration, they’d get super offended and bent out of shape. And because that’s how they react to things they don’t like, they assume that’s how everyone else reacts, too.

Turns out this story is fake, and the ashtray was edited in. Here’s the original picture.

Edit: Actually the story is real, it just happened with a man in a truck instead.

https://www.idahostatesman.com/latest-news/article218646165.html

I think they are. I can’t find a source for this anywhere, and I’m pretty sure this person doesn’t exist.

Edit: The first picture is based in reality, her name is Amanda Elise Lee, she’s a model. The ashtray’s been edited in and the background’s been artificially blurred though. I’m pretty sure the second and third photos are completely fake though.

Edit edit: Found the original news article. The cigarette crash did happen, but it was a man in a truck that did it.

https://www.idahostatesman.com/latest-news/article218646165.html

My favorite is that in French, you don’t ask “How old are you?” “I’m 50 years old,” you ask “What age do you have?” “I have 50 years.”

It’s like you’ve aged like a fine wine, versus being old and past your prime.

Ichor.

I mean, it’s okay to criticize something because you want it to be better…

I was gonna say that this post reminded me of how YOLO can be interpreted as two polar opposite meanings. You only live once, so you should do all the crazy things you want to do because you won’t get a second chance. But also, you only live once, so you should be careful with the one life you’re given and not do something to screw it up or end it early.

If it came on with the brake lights on a hideously ugly car, then it could be argued that they meant both meanings at the same time. Interesting.

What company was it? I’m considering switching cards, and I want to make sure I avoid them like the plague.

So you renamed him from LuciPurr to LuciFur, got it

I expected some pornographic masterpiece of gameplay to somehow fall in my lap like 10 years ago.

That was Monster Girl Quest for me…

It’s a visual novel with turn-based combat, so the gameplay’s eh, but story-wise it’s phenomenal.

Early reviews raised red flags over software glitches, poor fit and finish, and disappointing range for a vehicle of its size.

That’s the only sentence acknowledging the MANY mechanical failures, too.

Huh. Thank you for providing proof, between his big feet, the car’s side-headlights, and her left index finger being short, I really thought this was AI.

You jest, but smart toilets actually are a thing now… Though from what I can tell, they use remotes instead of apps. So no wifi or subscriptions, but you better not break that remote.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N8eNGBz6zM

You know, I heard a rumor that AOC should run for president as an independent party, because she’d never make it through the Democratic primaries, but that would be a terrible idea, because it would split the party. Let’s say 50% of the country is Democratic and 50% is Republican; if the Democratic vote gets split 25% for the Democrat candidate and 25% for AOC, but the Republican vote stays 50% for their candidate, then the Republicans win in a landslide. I have a feeling that this is why the two-party system is so ingrained into our politics.

But if the Republicans also split their party into MAGA and non-MAGA Republicans at the same time, then that election becomes somewhat balanced again, and probably closer to what the founding fathers actually intended. Granted, Elon isn’t calling for a new party for a presidential election, just to stop this bill, but still, it’d be interesting to see an election with four viable candidates rather than two.

Bugsnax. It’s like Pokemon Snap/Legends Arceus, but the Pokemon are food items, like a sub-sandwich centipede or a lollipop dragonfly. You can feed them to people, and when you do, their body parts turn into the food they just ate. It’s great!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/674140/Bugsnax/