KimJongFun [he/him]

Holy shit it’s been two years?! God I’m getting old

Step 1: crash the economy

Step 2: force parents to sell their children “por necesidad” to the still wealthy ruling class

Step 3: burn in hell motherfucker, literal demon shit

Is that Danton?

These are the exact same people who will tell you communists are naive children

I used to, mostly construction materials. Worst experience I ever had from a lifting perspective was when some dickhead made me carry like 40 bags of concrete 50 feet each rather than moving his truck right next to the pallet where they were sitting and then had the gall to complain to my manager when I gave him the side eye for it. Luckily my manager was cool and told him to piss off lol

Michael Bloomberg

I’m starting to think they might actually do it, too many people involved in making this farce happen had to have known that this was what was going to happen. If they were committed to Biden they would have done everything in their power to make sure this debate never happened

Had to google what that was, lmao what the fuck?

Be a pretty good gig to be the customs agent there

Bazinga and to the left

lmao Connor O’Malley did a whole standup special where this is the entire bit barely a month ago and reality has already caught up

That lady’s laugh chills my soul

Americans are by and large swine, sure, but that doesn’t mean we have to indulge in idealism and pretend that the American people as a body actually have any input or control over any of this shit. Electoralism is a dead end by design, it’s not operator error when it does what it’s supposed to

What if Calvinism, but less forgiving

“Alright gang, let’s see who this specter really is!”

Takes off mask

“William Randolph Hearst?!”

“And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for you red fash stalinists”

A koala maybe? They actually literally have smooth brains

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