I’m not

Righteous Gemstones (one of my favorite comedy shows of all time)

Brooklyn 99

Superstore

Community

The Good Place

Parks & Recreation

That’s actually insane. I’d love to see it broken down by party affiliation as well.

Is that causal or correlative?

That’s fascinating!

Misread that as Nicky Minaj’s death toll, and I was very confused

Capitalist therapists be like:

If you go, bring ear protection for loud noises!

Without getting into too much detail, I experienced an incredibly traumatic event a few years ago. My biggest fear is having that event happen again.

What does it mean for Twitter to take out a loan to buy itself?

Wait, huh? So anyone can just print money by investing it? Or is it hypothetical money tied to the value of something?

Ohh, got it!

Almost like progressives have a point about stuff lol

I can never tell when people are doing this, and it’s really confusing to me. I wish more people would just say things outright!

This is a blatantly unhelpful answer.

ACAB

I can choose between 1 and 2 at will.

That is very clearly not what I’m saying. That’s not transphobic, but constantly talking about it and shouting how disgusting you find trans bodies and how you’d never fuck them is transphobic. Nobody online cares about your sexual preference; it only matters to your sex partners.

Who the fuck cares if someone isn’t into trans people? We’ve heard it a million times. It’s transphobic because 9 times out of 10, the person saying it isn’t just neutrally expressing a presence they happen to have; they’re saying it because it’s a more socially acceptable way to talk about how disgusting they find our bodies.

do… do you not wash your hands?