

Fucking love that album!


Fucking love that album!


I would absolutely save my wife first. Now, do I actually have to save the second person?


I understand the frustration, but I have to finish it. How else will I ever find out if Nancy and Jonathan get married and spawn a brood of moon-faced perverts?


Grew up in the Catholic Church in New Jersey, USA and we had these every year.


That is fucking ghoulish.
Nice Disston mitre saw! I have one just like it, they clean up very nicely!


When I was very young, maybe 7 or 8, my parents took me to Rancocas Nature center in Westhampton, NJ. There was a jar full of tiny, rubber dinosaur figurines in bright neon colors because it was the 80s. I asked my parents if I could get one, but they said no (we had very little money). Well, the ranger manning the shop held up a little orange ankylosaurus and said if I could name it, I could keep it. Well, grade school me was like, “Game on, motherfucker! It’s my time to shine!” I wound up winning 4 of them before the ranger said he might get in trouble if we kept on going. I don’t remember what the other three were, but that neon orange ankylosaurus was my favorite toy for a very long time!
I hope that ranger is having a great life!
Bah!


We are actually watching Brooklyn 99 right now!


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Relationship mechanics. If I give someone a pumpkin twice a week, they’re just going to be confused and pissed.
The sea anemone has developed a very novel method of guarding its ballsack.


Oh, come the fuck on…

And to think we first saw him a million years ago in that one episode of Buffy!
Ah, the 70s. Where all haircuts made you look like a TV pastor or a pervert. Then, in the 80s we realized they were the same thing.
Instant win in Ticket to Ride 🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃