bah gawd that’s debbie wasserman schultz’s music

OBAMNA

now is the time of giants

This is the modern version of Jeremiah Wright saying America’s chickens have come home to roost on 9/12/01 lmao

Welcome to parenthood, it absolutely rules

One thing I figured out about my boomer family members is that they are used to specialists or life long laborers working at specialized places like tech, hardware, mechanics, clothing, etc. They do not understand that these are no longer staffed by specialists. Like they have no concept of how labor works now because they’ve only be consumers for decades now

Goddammit I was 6 minutes too late to make this joke

Whomst among us

Found in the wild

Edit: just noticed the moon is a croissant lmao

Mfw learning the French Republicans are a rightist group

Blockcain

Thinking about Keir Starmer in May 2024: “I would describe myself as a socialist. I describe myself as a progressive. I’d describe myself as somebody who always puts the country first and party second.”

This election (see number 7)

They also objectively ran a dog shit campaign that saw the Asian vote implode for literally no reason and it was never addressed properly

Stuttering is when you say you’re a black woman and a black president

Not sure if shared already but Ukraine to be deemed too corrupt for NATO entry

Lol. Lmao

My only theory there is that people haven’t seen him in ages and it would immediately plummet once they do

Dying empire news:

• Pelosi comments: “I think it’s a legitimate question to say is this an episode or is this a condition,” Pelosi says on MSNBC when asked about Biden. But she says the question should be asked of “both candidates” and stresses Biden accomplishments. “It’s going to be up to Joe Biden to do what he thinks… I’m not a doctor, I can’t say what happens 3, 4 years down the road, in my experience he will continue to be a great president of the United States.”. Pelosi mentions she has not seen or spoken to Biden since the debate (lmao). Hakeem Jeffries also said he hasn’t spoken to Biden since the debate.

• New CNN Poll: Trump 49% | Biden 43% which is actually unchanged

• Politicians are increasingly making statements about Biden stepping aside, including James Clyburn (“I will support [Kamala] if Biden were to step aside”), Adam Frisch, Dem nom in CO, and Lloyd Doggett, dem in Austin, TX.

• Biden Plunges in Swing States in Leaked Post-Debate Poll