JailElonMusk

If John Barron needs help he can tap in James Donald Bowman.

Oops I mean James David Hamel.

Sorry I meant J.D. Vance.

From Junk Drawer Vance himself “Any old D name would have done, so long as it wasn’t Donald,”

Hope his passport doesn’t expire before 2026, actually wait I hope it does!

Agreed. That’s my motto for everything in life.

So if it added “.06 to the cost of a four dollar hamburger” to pay people a living wage, why are we not doing this everywhere?

Is it millionaire greed? I bet it’s millionaire greed.

Brad Close, CEO of NFIB (National Federation of Independent Businesses). NFIB speeds more money lobbying to keep people poor (124 million) than than take in each year (113 million).

Brad makes over $480/hr (or 1 million dollars a year) to lead a company that tells the government you shouldn’t make more than $7.25/hr. He must be 66x smarter and more productive than those making minimum wage.

That’s just one example, look up Serv-Safe and the National Restaurant Association. It’s not an accident these workers are poor, it’s on purpose.

The only time I have agreed with Felon Musk.

I’m pretty sure I watched a very persuasive infomercial from our president on why we should buy them.

This is obviously due to the liberal media brainwashing consumers not to buy them.

OR…

It’s produced by a Nazi.

It could be that this vehicle has averaged a major recall every 60 days since release.

Gas pedal detaches itself for spontaneous fully automated joy rides.

It looks like what happened if oops all polygons fucked a roll of tinfoil.

It rusts, the panels fly off, and if you take it through a car wash it’ll total it.

It hasn’t lived up to any of the hype or range estimates stated.

The trailer hitch is held on by the polycarbonate (plastic that went to college) frame, so enjoy causing a massive traffic fatality while towing (even within the recommended towing capacity specs).

It’s 14 times more dangerous than the Ford Pinto which was on the market 3x longer and became synonymous with explosions.

Lastly, it’s become a way of explicitly telling the world I have a $100,000 truck and a $10 brain.

Is this the same Bayer company that made the Zyklon B pesticide used in Adolf Hitler’s gas chambers?

I am shocked, that they wouldn’t warn consumers that their products cause cancer and then would want to cover it up?

Shocked, I tell you.

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That’s a good little free speech absolutist.

Remove content you are responsible for creating because you are self incriminating yourself.

Billionaire fear is back on the menu boys!

Keep it up and one day we’ll toast to his incarceration, hopefully with all the “empathy and due process” they’ve been showing to our America citizens and green card holders.

Alternative headline:

“38% of Americans are so addicted to NewsMax, Fox News, and OAN that they can’t stop sucking the toes of billionaires to “own the libs”, even as he cuts billions of dollars for them and the veterans, children, poor, sick, and needy.”

Millions of people will die for the sake of Hairplug Himmler’s fragile ego and masculinity.

Okay hear me out. People who intentionally damage Teslas SHOULD go to jail.

Let’s start with the Elon, who released a vehicle that is the most unsafe in modern history (17x more dangerous than the Ford Pinto, and is responsible for 5 fire related deaths SO FAR), and is averaging a new recall every 2 months since production.

With such classic hits as:

Faulty gas pedals causing “unintended acceleration”

Trim that can isn’t glued on correctly and can fly off

Stainless steel that will rust

Font that is too small on warning signs

A truck that can’t go through a car wash

Front single windshield wiper can fail leading to a loss in visibility

Bed panel trim can fall off

A cast plastic body and trailer hitch leading to catastrophic towing accidents

Backup camera won’t display images correctly

Inverter failure causing a loss of power while driving

Tpms system failure

…And many more still to come!

Or is this not about crimes of “hurting Americans and hurting Teslas” and more about hurting a single billionaires sad little feelings?

TL;DR:

If you made even a single CyberTruck level fuck up at your job, you’d be fired the same day.

Your stock wouldn’t rise, you couldn’t buy your way out of jail, and you’d be completely screwed.

They say they want a meritocracy, but these Nazis are white privilege at it’s finest thriving in an Idiocracy.

The richest man in the world ain’t getting pity from me.

Lock him up!

It should say

“Moscow Mitch, who dedicated his spineliness chinless life to pumping dark money into America politics and selling out his constituents, the constitution, and our freedoms just realized people may not like that”.

Could it just be that their brains are defective?

There once was a man named Musk,

Whose kindness was starting to rust.

He trimmed what he could,

For the wealthy, he’d stood,

While the needy were left in the dust.

They buy our votes, they buy our laws, A system twisted by their claws. Billionaires with fascist dreams, Leverage power through broken seams.

With every dollar, they seal the gate, To keep us bound, to crush our state. Freedom’s just a word they own, A throne they sit on, all alone.

As the child of boomers, I couldn’t agree more. This is something I’ve been struggling to find as well.

For those that need some musical/cultural inspiration as I did:

1. My favorite Hip-hop song to protest to: https://youtu.be/y9oUnC8JtXY
2. My favorite Dance song to protest to: https://youtu.be/PuWVgVkMiHE
3. Best Comedian to make you laugh about MAGAts (emphasis on the low T): Cliff Cash https://youtu.be/PPkqBK_Tox0

Best overall peaceful protest vibes:

Rage Against the Machines station on Spotify.

This is what inspires me, if you have anything that inspires you please share! Let’s give each other hope to change the world.

Oh I can help, as this is why I’m here on Lemmy now after 12 years (happened last week).

1. My username. No, seriously I tried to join r/ElonMusk and they banned me.
2. Then I switched to my normal (*non-troll killer) account, and got banned.
3. They said I was evading my ban from another account?
4. I was informed I had a week long ban, immediately deleted my main account and told them to pound Russian sand.