oh shit THE BALL MIGHT NOT BE TELLING THE TRUTH

THE BALL DOES NOT INTENTIONALLY MISLEAD

that’s great news because it looked horrible

sorry, MVP is reserved for QBs that complete 70.01% of their passes for 315 yards.

quick question what the fuck

no matter what the result is, the real loser is me because this game is gonna take years off of my life.

i refuse to believe these are two professional football teams. you just cannot convince me otherwise.

do you know how hard it is to have negative fantasy points as a QB

jesus fucking christ

does the rule for removing your helmet give any leeway for an equipment malfunction? because if it doesn’t maybe it should.

i am ready to watch this entire game and go to bed hating myself

brian johnson is due for a game winning drive right now

jesus our defense

cough cough

allen is overdue for an interception

i’m gonna need this entire thread to sit down, take a deep breath, and get a fucking grip. my 1 year old niece cries less than you guys do.

every week i am blown away by how good blankenship has turned out to be.

i hate that salesforce commercial so much. i hate you guys already stop making me mad during football games.

witherspoon is really good man

that ToP is ridiculous

imagine how good he’ll be with a good OL.