https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individual_dogs

Click on the list of faithful dogs. I dare you.

In before penis forests

Australian here we got em too but they are rare.

What about that one that’s real

Yo I can give you a more explicit username if you want one.

Yeah ok but the video… Explain that!

If your grandparents died in a war I guess you can go double fuck yourself as well thanks republicans.

If you can’t make a sandwich and take it to work with a muslie bar I dunno what to say other than good luck kid.

One guy at works makes a toasted ham and cheese in the toaster. I shit you not, he just flattens it and crams it in one side for a bit.

Go on

This right here is a bot comment. Everyone take notes.

Nein!

Have your work on my desk by morning.

No problem

Welp I tried

Magnificent

Pattern seeking brain

You are AI.

Memba tan suit?

First election?

If you aren’t drinking Oberhasli milk you aren’t for me.