I applied and tested for the FBI fueled by the power of the X-Files

Chat Pile mfn rulz

I tried to get into the full album, but “Decoder Ring” is the only track off Fun Machine that really does it for me. That said, I listen to it just about daily

What a coink-i-dink, that’s the very same reason I touch grass in the first place

Wtf I wanna read that

Omega Tau V definitely fits under the umbrella of “or whatever”

… is a badass way to live lmao so go nuts

I believe that’s the back half of that phrase

Well. That sure is a mermaid, no doubtin that

Maybe the slow cooker mob is trying to send you a message

Found the Anti Pie Dad

Ham

Alright! Man, what the hell

Thank you for being a positive light unto this dark world

AMEN 2 THAT BROTHERRRRR I DONT CARE IF U CRANKIN OR STANKIN PARK THAT KEISTER RIGHT HERE MEISTERRRR

I can just imagine someone taking this and transitioning with the intensity of a werewolf

1. I don’t know how the others rank behind it, but 4 is dead fucking last.

Edit: did not mean to format the text like this. Wth

Would pound

This is precisely why I don’t say anything when it happens. It doesn’t seem to bother others — for some odd reason — and I don’t want to get my ass beat if they end up being unreasonable.

Noise pollution and how comfortable people feel contributing to it. I’m mostly talking about people playing videos and listening to music in public (bars, restaurants, etc), but also the new “stereos” on motorcycles that are essentially just PA systems. Sometimes it feels like nowhere’s quiet anymore.

Oh thank you, but I only eat garbage on the weekends. Gotta stay fit