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If this were a movie, (that I was writing) The car would glitch and lock Dumpster inside, then burst into flames. He would push the panic button, then look through the smoky windows at fElon laughing demonically, while Dumpster lights-outs coughing and railing against the betrayal, and injustice of it all.

Fade to black. Cough

Jeezus, I was just scrolling past this and the stupid jumped right out and lowered my IQ.

This was my first thought. My opposite will be gullible and am easy mark.

Midichlorians are stored in the Semen Satchel

The obvious result would be an SD card chock full of scrotum pics. So. Many. Scrots.

Sorry, I was having issues with lag.

I honestly thought nothing could ever turn me into any kind of Philly fan, yet here we are.

Go, Birds!

I honestly thought nothing could ever turn me into any kind of Philly fan, yet here we are.

Go, Birds!

This is a great use of this meme.

I cooked a roasted beet stew…FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Kbin Nobody calls on US to delete entire musks.

I’m lurking more, interacting less. But, seems to be a lot less recycled snark and bot activity here. But after reading some other comments, maybe my experience here is still a bit limited.

Panic?!

You mean throw a welcome party?

End the NFL.

Am male, been so for 5 decades.

We all say “breast,” anyone who denies this is the weird one.

You’re right, obviously, but I can’t help wishing “just desserts”

I for one want to allow all conservatives to consume as much raw milk as they want.

To shreds, you say?

Well, what I want to know is, who TF is downvoting The Onion?!?

Attack information. Don’t allow the unwashed masses access to data. Don’t allow them to think.