“Parry this, you filthy casual!”

Serving a god or oath seems inherently different than knowing about religion.

I have been audited by the IRS

Says you. Tax Simulator, baybeeee!

That sounds a lot like chaotic evil to me.

As far as folklore goes, they were buried in coffins face down, so when they tried to emerge they would instead go straight down.

Monk

How Abserd…

Think fast, chucklenuts

Sucked him dry

It’s good that they remembered, because I sure didn’t.

Fury of the Small