How can it be thirsty, they are literally hydrating with coffee.

Based and anti-math pilled.

(I hate math but love shooting at cops in minecraft but for real this time (but not for real as in real-real I mean in an actual videogame this time please Mr. FBI don’t Oppenheimer my home))

I slashed my own eyes because as long as I follow skibidi toilet I can never be blind.

I am shaking and crying Hamas is now going after my Netflix treats.

Now more than ever Israel can not hold back in their fight.

Pizza Tower but it’s a TV-MA dramedy.

A Court of Owls if you will.

This pic goes so fucking hard.

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The only thing he’ll be grilling are tears.

Ruth-kanda forever

“Until 2010, the Strauss Group (bought Sabra in 2005) stated on their English-language website that the company donated food packages to the Golani Brigade of the Israel Defense Forces.”

“She was raised on a special kibbutz run by the Israeli government after her power manifested. Ruth was the first superhuman agent to serve with the Mossad (the Israeli secret service). She became a police officer in addition to serving as a government agent.”

Photograph of Comrade Hulk battling evil hummus-ass colonizer.

Forgot to add this in, but for like a year the title was actually “Captain America: New World Order”

Funniest shit, it was speculated they changed the title because of…antisemitic connotations

I used to watch his stuff a lot, but his takes on Deche were so bad I just couldn’t.

( I’m trying to bait someone into a Deche Nutz joke)

This bunny is the key to ending capitalism. Guard it with your life.

It goes even deeper.

The New York Jets have not gone into the playoffs since the 2010-11 season. Osama Bin Laden was killed in 2011. Real American patriots know what’s up.

I legit think that Brock Purdy already has a more impressive career than Josh Allen, and he only played a handful of games and is only 15 years old.

Edit: Just noticed how drastically he ages once he is out of the helmet.

They are the Bethesda of the NFL.

Why the fuck can’t reddit liberals do good satire? Awful takes aside (and your takes really are that bad), you can’t even make the annoying reddit-brand of self-righteousness funny. At least end it with a “Tankie? No thankie!”