Instructions unclear, dick stuck in dishwasher

Absolutely, it’s a major event. We’re history, yay…?

I’m on my phone, you have no power here

La tuile

It’s a subscription service Sir.

Just wanted to let you guys know that Bifl sounds a lot like “Bifle”, a unique french word. It’s a quite precise verb that means “slapping someone with a dick”. It merges the words bite (= dick) and gifle (= slap).

That’s all folks

I’m from France where unions are kinda everywhere and workers rights well protected : what the hell is this ? Is it real ?