Goblinmancer [any]

Dlc fun until you want to be a sunbro, get summoned and notice your attacks deals 0 damage and you get 1 shotted because the host doesnt google scadutree fragment locations.

If kamala wasnt such a sycophanf she would have declared state of emergency and be president for inderterminate amount of terms.

If the average hoi4 players had time travel machine they would try to help hitler only to make nazis lose at 1939 because they told hitler to snake to moscow with 1 truck division and drop paratroopers to london.

The fact that literally all the major boss fights have an npc summon and multiple questlines relies on you summoning npc clearly shows that Fromsoft wants you to summon.

after doing a 3 hour boss rush to prepare for elden ring dlc, i gotta say finishing off Mogh when he does his flying fancy bs blood spew with a night comet is so satisfying.

Eu4 nations forming coalition after one italian povince is taken is so beautiful, everypne standing up against italianophobia.

Hoi4 0 economy just focus trees = magnet for weird esotsric fascism/ultranationalism Victoria 3 has economy = gamers implementing communism just because landowners are annoying

“I want better ai in strategy games” mfers when ai uses common exploits to field 2 million troops in the first turn (ai must be cheating)

Steam achievements are the most successful psyops against piracy.

The real reason magneto was right is because the civillians in marvel universe are comically evil and petty.

X men racist villains are so hilarious they are so afraid of mutants "replacing’ them that they volunteer to become robot zombies.

youtube video essay makers when they read history and discover people doing things that are not logical (they cant dismiss it as plot hole)

“Umm actually ncr was already pretty close to collapsing because its america 2.0!” Meanwhile the brotherhood becomes increasingly fascist and fanatical and somehow end up as the strongest faction despite being nearly wiped out by ncr because todd howard loves the brotherhood.

Becoming the strongest ncr soldier after ncr got nuked by a divorced dad

Bethesda should have nuked hitlerite suburban nimby vault city instead of shady sands

Buy skyrim

Whispering “skill issue” when a horror villain gets defeated

Fallout lore: omg chems are bad drugs are bad!!!

Chems in actual game: pretty much super serums

Nevermind that the final boss of the arena fight is a female NCR ranger lol.

Amazing how Caesar doesnt even pay you or give anything to entice you to support his LARPING slaver army, like he literally expects the Courier to just blindly follow his orders . Legion route is literally one of those evil fallout choices thats really just picked for contrarianism.