In September of 2010 I shot and killed a 7/11 clerk in Leesburg, Virginia because I wanted to feel like the guy with the removed haircut from No Country For Old Men. As a white man, No Country is my favorite movie next to every Will Ferrell movie from the 2000s

But really I’ve been thinking about fried chicken

I am straight

I’m a straight guy but I like sucking off other guys in a hetero way. Still straight

Aurora Borealis will be visible in the high north of the planet during night for the next day or so

Philip K Dick if you are into sci fi

Why?

Only Fanta made before 1946

Undelete coward

If I change it will you reopen c/dating?

I drink another orange soda

The hole was cut through the mouth of a megatron mask stapled to the wall

Hot dog nozzle

Mr. Elon, with all due respect a guy in a Halloween robot costume does not count.

Granted, when I was in college I went to a transformers themed glory hole but that’s not the same

China, or Tawain

This is literally what Chiang Kai-Shek believed and the on paper stance of the Obama regime

Apparently the Trump self immolater was an r/TrueAnon user posting under the handle of “GaveUp”

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Tucker Carlson is Still Trying to Get Other Newsmakers to License “Suck Me To Completion,” But Not a Single One Has Taken Him Up On It

I can do that

How do I unban people?

May your son live in a world with no war