Maybe someone told him to “seize the day” in Latin and he totally misunderstood.

That’s far better than where I was going with it :)

(The difference between Paris and Grimsby)

Please don’t confuse aro and ace, kissing in public is more romantic than sexual.

Depends where you are kissing the other person :)

Wouldn’t the booze take care of that, though?

I just need to remember that time I said that thing to that person.

That has me wallowing in anxiety for… oh a good long while.

If I were the type of person who were mean enough to write replies to that sort of thing, I would have said “It’s nice that you looked in the mirror this morning”

If I were that type of person. But I’m not. So I won’t.

That’s how it looks on my dashboard.

Might be a setting in “Display My Blog” (or whatever) but I kind of like it like that

You know I hear people say that.

But my great-grandfather didn’t know there was a combine-harvester behind him.

That ended up hurting him quite a lot.

That’s true. I was involved in the screenshot, and I am an edgy private school kid.

Except I am not edgy, nor did I go to a private school, nor am I a kid.

But I was involved in the screenshot :)

Also goes down well if you include it in the odd sermon or two.

So not that hot then :)

You two are fucking a dragon together?

That’s… new.

Because I post the posts that show up on my dashboard.

Do you know how much work it takes to go through and find the original posts?

Some of them are ten, twenty links deep. Do I look like I have the time to navigate that many links?

(I don’t).

What about ice dragons?

The subject of a “Once Upon A Time” episode.

That it true.

But I have noticed that finding porn elsewhere on the web is not actually that difficult. You just turn a corner and there it is.

This is how my main feed displays stuff.

I could go into each post and view the posts with usernames, times & dates but honestly? Too much work.

There was something about the speaker being at an unbelievable volume as well?

I think that from now on I am going to use the phrase “sit off” as my new favourite insult. Mostly just to confuse people.

Better than random geese roaming around shouting at Nazgul I suppose…