It tells the time. It lets me quickly glance at received messages and notifications. It has a quick kitchen timer. I pay for things with it (via Apple Wallet). I view and mark up my shopping list at the grocery store. I see 24 different pictures of my Labrador Retriever, and that makes me happy. (Obviously, my Apple Watch was a gift, but I try to make the most of it…)

Obviously you should step down as a mod of r/apple. Working for MacRumors disqualifies you for this position.

I’ve had a S4 since they were released - no case, no screen protector, no scratches, no worries… I honestly think they make an already too-bulky device into a weird robot appendage.