I am testing the theory of relativity. My right moves like lightning and my left like thunder.
In case I’m lost in the woods alone and want to know what time it is but the battery on one dies and also I’ve forgotten to bring my phone.
It’s a test of how courageous people are to point out a fashion faux pax. Congratulations, you have passed the test and are now a member of the American Courage Society.
I’m a time traveller from the future, and the second watch helps me keep track of my original timeline.
One is for AM and one is for PM.
One is for metric time and the other is imperial.
Depending on which way I stand, one watch catches the sunlight and can be reflected on to the other, making me a human sundial in case both batteries die and also I’m alone in the woods and forgot to bring my phone.
I double wrist. Proposed explanations:
I am testing the theory of relativity. My right moves like lightning and my left like thunder.
In case I’m lost in the woods alone and want to know what time it is but the battery on one dies and also I’ve forgotten to bring my phone.
It’s a test of how courageous people are to point out a fashion faux pax. Congratulations, you have passed the test and are now a member of the American Courage Society.
I’m a time traveller from the future, and the second watch helps me keep track of my original timeline.
One is for AM and one is for PM.
One is for metric time and the other is imperial.
Depending on which way I stand, one watch catches the sunlight and can be reflected on to the other, making me a human sundial in case both batteries die and also I’m alone in the woods and forgot to bring my phone.
To be obnoxious.