No need, I was repulsed even making the joke and typing it out

Protip: when the sink strainer gets clogged you can push the gunk through with your tongue.

Yes people live a little longer. but the main average that skews average life expectancy/longevity numbers is today fewer babies and mothers die during and post birth.

Should memorialize it with a statue.

I chug a mason jar every morning. Do you think this is playing a part in my workplace stress/anxiety?

Used to drink 3 monsters a day, coffee equivalent is high but coffee hits me differently and idk, something is fucking me up.

His CNN interview where he admits he knows no one would build him tributes when he is gone so he has to… was a cool salve on these weary bones. Wish Trump the spaghettification of his anus.

I’ve been able to succinctly summarize my disillusion with life as a young person using Friends and HIMYM as the lens of expectation. I longed for an abstract which was not available or possible, and I didnt know how to explain it to anyone until I had that aha moment.

What show had people’s insides be spaghetti? Rick and Morty i am pretty sure. Weird fucking episode. Poignant and absurd.

I am not smart enough to dig into that level of math, not by many levels. Encouraging to read nonetheless.

Faux Christian is the perfect nomenclature. I was raised in a Christian household and my parents are super surprised that I hold christian ideals as important. Super radical ideals like feeding hungry people and healhthcare (no different from any major religion i.e. 5 pillars of islam) while not being a christian myself.

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Ass rabies

That would add an extra layer of face eating leopard to this. F2M pregnancy while being still being pro trump. I bet there is at least 1 person in that exact scenario right now. Hope they stub their toe today, too.

Have you tried giving the engine more orphans?

Kinda, callaway approved the ad, os maybe they all just suck

Not the Absolute, currently mopping the floor with those nutjobs.

It falls in the “no entry without warrant” argument for me. If you need to surviel me, show me a warrant.

I can guarantee this has been said already, but the compromise is simple; no flock cameras (or comparable tech) anywhere.

I could maybe, possibly consider that fact if it happened in a vacuum and the last 90 years had not already taken place.

Falls very in line with the “if trump [et.al] were actively trying to disrupt the stability of the US, what would they do differently?”

You know who really likes us having slower, less capable tech? Any possible adversary.