No point; resistance is futile.

I’ll just see myself out.

He’s well aware that he’s broken the fourth wall in his theatre of the mind.

More like Faux News

I do know that if our servers lose power in the CMOS battery is dead and then they will internally destroy themselves and never function again. This is to prevent piracy I assume.

Holy shit, DRM needs to fuck off and die.

The word they’re looking for is “shitnami”.

I prefer to minimize my chances of getting long covid, so getting vaccinated is the obvious choice.

Motherfuckers moving digits around hoping nobody will notice.

440 -> 400? Nah, too obvious.

440 -> 404? Greasy, let’s do that!

Google does have a bad habit of pruning things…

Better yet, let’s call it “arrchiving”!

I’ve heard that you can’t easily search your entire email history with Proton mail. Have you found this to be an issue?

Nah, it’s orange, so it’s probably not thinking at all.

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There’s no cleaning that shit up.

What am I even looking at? The site doesn’t give any context for their products. Do these plug into old consoles?

WHY ALL THE YELLING?

The only good iPhone is a dead iPhone.

Laughs in Firefox

But… He doesn’t even have hands!

The SAS token could have been set up with limitations to what file or files could be accessed. However, this particular link was configured with full access.

Apparently the AI researchers weren’t trained on how to properly secure SAS tokens, or were just neglegent.