Your wife is a person of taste and refinement!

Also, obvious joke about your wife and two wieners etc.

Proof:

Best of all, it’s a light weapon, so you can dual-wield salamis!

Serious question: I have hundreds of hours in GD, but never installed it on my deck because I never imagined playing it with a controller. Does it work well?

Authorial intrusion.

Und? Wenn ich in meinen Kühlschrank gucke, ist meine größte Sorge, dass ich trotz Mistwetter nochmal zum Penny rüber muss, wenn ich heute Abend essen will. Das ändert nichts an meinem Verständnis dafür, dass es Probleme gibt, die in geopolitischer, klimatologischer und gesellschaftlicher Hinsicht eine größere Tragweite haben als die Tatsache, dass die Lätta alle ist.

Oh sweet summer child.

Alcohol absolutely increases the risk of cancer. But yeah, 3-4 drinks a year is nothing.

https://www.cdc.gov/cancer/alcohol/index.htm

This really shouldn’t be the top rated comment. Cold smoked salmon is smoked at 15-25°C for about half a day. If temperature were the key, you would achieve the same effect by just placing it on the countertop overnight.

The rule of thumb among paleontologists says that fossilization takes about 10.000 years, so that would be your youngest age. It should be noted, however, that there are many different mechanisms that lead to fossilization. The Lloyds Bank coprolite, for example, is generally described as a fossilized Viking poop despite being ‘only’ about 1200 years old.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fossil