Pfff, everybody knows that smol tiddies, chubby tummy, and fat ass, are the perfect combo. Can’t pity you if you are beautiful.

Mi aspetto sempre di tutto quando apro Lemmy, ma non avrei mai immaginato di sentir qualcuno parlare bene della prescrizione

This shouldn’t be phrased as a question.

I don’t know what this has to do with the post, but I totally agree.

So… you’re one of those who quotes HGttG for everything, huh? Even if it’s only vaguely relevant, even if that means going on a 5-minute monologue, even if nobody asked for that?

I like you.

I’m sure we can work out a fair deal

I don’t believe you. Need proof :3

Oh! And who’s this other little cutie? Gives those ears some good scritches

Crouching down. Here, kitty… pspsps

Why are you embarrassed by that? You shouldn’t. Well, not unless humiliation is your kink. In that case: bad kitty.