Service guarentees suggests citizenship. Would you like to know more?

Crosspost in programming or technology?

I think I have a new mental illness for medical science to classify. It’s kinda like dyslexia, but more severe and more selective at the same time.

Every headline I read that identifies what Trump said or did, my brain makes the letters jump around on the page and re-interprets it as some variation of the following theme:

“Trump reaches into his diaper with both hands pulls out fistfulls of shit and smears it on his face, the walls, the people around him, then proceeds to lick his fingers. He then looks to his stunned audience for approval and gets really mad when he doesn’t get praise and a burger.”

Fascinating.

It’s a digital replica.

Ha ha!

You’re not thinking big enough. ;)

Rename Florida “Trump’s Swamp.”

Unclear. Yeah.

What about the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!

A heart attack? Your manager should get more exercise and eat a diet rich in iron, folate, protein and fibre and scantily clad women. Like beans. See above for a serving guide

Punches below the belt. Right in the photovoltaics.

Is that cherenkov radiation or is the camera and film melting?

That’s exactly what a bot would say. Ask me how I know. ;)

Whatever causes ASPD.

They understand everything well. They are hardwired to value this over the alternatives.

Maybe the real treasure were the assholes we’ve been the whole time?

Shared goals and principles, independent applications.

Indeed we have.

The experiment was the technique to quantify it. But yes, no till farming has been known as superior since at least the late 80s and early 90s.

You got that backwards. “Mom doesn’t know what an anal prolapse is.”