Blueliner

We know

I said headed in the right direction, not immediate renaissance apparel.

Gangstas? These are NBA players, you racist.

2003 vs. 2017. Maybe we’re headed back in the right direction.

But I have bowling on Tuesdays

You get hit by a driverless taxi. The monkey paw curls one finger towards its palm.

Odd. This is exactly why I had to stop drinking Windex.

I mean the title really gave it away

Did he live up to his name, or did his name damn him to a lifetime of dingus decisions?

The answer is yes.

Don’t forget the 11th commandment.

“Thou shalt consider the supreme law of the land as mere suggestion, for thy personal whim shall outweigh the parchment of the founders.”

I commend the piracy of Harry Potter books though.

If anything happens at all it will be multi-billion dollar corporations getting checks from the government

Hey guys! Look at the witty thing I said online!

That’s not what I’m talking about but okay

Who said anything about gen z?

I’m not blaming smartphones solely. I said screens. I’m blaming news media for fear-mongering. It’s a constant barrage of either pro-trump or things you should be afraid of trump doing.

Go outside and take care of your community.

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There’s less fear when you aren’t staring at screens with content designed to instill fear in you all day.

Yeah! No more gay stuff! We want America stuff! Like raping children stuff.