“Show me your proof of citizenship”

“No, and also, fuck you”

Gigachad supersoaker full of piss

I sure as hell ain’t leaving.

• Don’t announce that you’re going to leak the list. Leak the list first.
• Don’t give them the opportunity to stop you unless you have demands to make.
• If you’re making demands, have a backup plan for when they do try to stop you.

What could go wrong with giving Mecha Hitler complete and unfettered access to our state secrets and weapon control systems?

I’ve only had experience with the last one: My cat would pee in the box but not poop. Fortunately she is very food motivated, so every time she used the litter box I would give her a treat. In days she was using the box every time no problem, after weeks of refusing to poop in it. So, maybe treats, or something else that he really likes? If that doesn’t work maybe try different kinds of litter, if you haven’t already.

For the first set of problems, I’m not well-versed in feline diseases, but it might be “rat ulcers” aka indolent ulcers, which are like sores on a cat’s mouth. He may not be eating much if they hurt. Internet says they might be treatable, depending on the cause… treating them might help solve the other problems.

Good luck, he sounds like a sweetie!

Hopefully no one sends in an eliite military force to kidnap our head of state. That would be terrible. Truly awful. Don’t know how we’d get by.

Too cold for ice, hmm?

New year, same old shit.

Always be beeping

These are hacks like hitting CTRL+U on a webpage and finding social security numbers is a hack. God I’m glad these fascists are complete and utter numbskulls.

Someone didn’t get properly forklift trained.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck

(CW: cartoonish gore)

“They can’t spy on our people, only we can spy on our people!”

Mike your Nuremberg trial is going to be so much fun.

And yet the house just passed a $900B military budget. Think of how many lives that could save if it were allocated to healthcare. But why save lives at home when we could end them abroad? Military contractors need to eat too. Think of the shareholders.

This has been a goal of the Dark Enlightenment since the beginning.

I hate Idaho Nazis.

The least we can do for these poor billionaires is let them choose the method of their own death.

Some cashier at McDonalds will probably rat her out Luigi-style.