Fuck these third-way traitorous motherfuckers. Pandering to assholes just creates more assholes

I got that reference

Uh huh, sure they are.

Just imagine all the things we could get done if these people stopped manufacturing outrage at every turn.

Helicopters: “A collection of parts temporarily flying in formation”

Thank you for your attention to this matter

“They know the facts. The story is yet to be told.” - Digger Rockwell

Silly goose, we don’t invest in infrastructure that might contribute to the common good. Regular people might reap some benefit from that! We can’t abide freeloaders. The only people worthy of autonomy are the wealthy. Private transport preserves exclusivity and makes our culture of inequality a material reality people have trouble arguing against.

That doesn’t sound so sinister.

This post bears the marks of manufactured outrage. Not required; we have plenty of real outrage.

“Important Senate business” - such as hospice care

Ironic that the kitten-eaters in Jeff City tried (and failed) to pass a constitutional amendment that would have disenfranchised high-population districts in referendums.

Now maybe we get to vote on whether Wesley Bell and his war-criminal financial backers get to keep buying primary results against a gerrymander that favors the interests of the elderly and critical-thinking-impaired, or an actual fair-ish contest.

Its going to be dope as hell when the civil war pops off with NYPD vs ICE in a shootout in Manhattan.

It will continue until exactly one old man can no longer make decisions.

Blessed be the fruit.

Sudden illness. Hopefully its catching.

Zuckerberg described his job as “Professional Defendant”

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

As a transfemme Missourian, this is ever so reassuring.

Reassuring in the sense that if I chose to commit a crime, I know for certain I would fully commit to the enterprise of doing harm to my enemy, since imprisonment would be a death sentence anyway.

Ben was a playa, no doubt about it.

It changes size depending on who’s wearing it

Hopefully, violently.