You can be an Apple user but not like their Black Friday deals.

If you read the post, they’re testing for endurance, not speed.

Every generation has been sufficiently powerful for its time (at least after iPhone 5/6/6s).

So the most memorable ones to me have been the ones with fun colors - 5c, XR, 11, and to lesser extents, 12 and 13.

Of the phones I’ve actually owned, in order:

1. 12 mini
2. 6s
3. 5
4. XR (too big and unwieldy shape)

Especially during October aka spoopy season.