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Cake day: June 5th, 2024

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  • My husband is 6’8” and covered in stretch marks, 6’ at 10, 6’ 2” at 12, etc. His bones grew way faster than his muscles, his achilles tendons separated from heels, his skin stretched and stretched. It was a whole thing. And guess what in the past 20+ years have not kicked him out of bed for it. Nor has he purchased a human skin sippy cup….nor has he thought to start a social media page to slap his middle aged butt and dad bod belly while parading in his undies. The fact that she has built her very important career job around this is ludicrous. And now I cannot stop laughing imagining my giant bearded hairy husband who looks like a lumber jack with stretch marks doing this.





  • Ooo yay, a fan. I have some Q’s: Why is an NFL playing a game in Brazil? Why did NFL Canada host Birdie there? Does anyone during this time of uncertainty and peril going on in the world want to watch internet strangers having excessive “organized fun” right now? Do these campaigns or whatevs work in the positive from a marketing dollars stand point? What does the NFL gain from these influencers? I am not a sports fan, at all, nor do I know any personally.





  • I am an ambiguous bi-racial POC to strangers and when I travel internationally people often assume I am whatever they are. When I was in Brazil a native Brazilian spoke to me as if I understood Portuguese. I responded in my rudimentary SoCal Spanish that I did not understand. It was so subconscious and embarrassing. Years later I now have the language to recognize this for the micro aggression that it was. I consider myself to have cultural consciousness and I totally stumbled. I cannot even imagine if she were to wander outside of her pod out of the insulted hospitality sector where English is spoken😬Out in the wild on the streets she would look like the biggest mark for the taking oozing awkward visible discomfort. All while giving her “don’t they know who I am vibe”. Hot mess express coming through 🚂 São Paulo can be an overwhelming city to the worldliest traveler to say the least. She is not even a traveler she is a vacationer.



  • I have mostly decided to become unbothered by this lady but I am stressed and bored and acting out😂 I cannot believe someone pays her for this nonsense. So much to unpack here, the giant sunglasses indoors, the hideous pockets! And guys you can wear the pieces together or separate!!! Thank goodness she mentioned that or I would have not thought such things possible! WHY WOULD SHE EVEN SAY THAT! Does she think her followers do not know that 🙄