Giant Fireball Meteor Falls Over China: A Sign of the CCP's Downfall?
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On March 4th, the first day of the CCP's Two Sessions, around 5:18 AM, a huge fireball fell over the sky of Beijing, streaked with a green tail. It exploded ...

its so over

  • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    17·
    8 months ago

    I love how their reasoning has devolved to “China got the comet event from EU4.”

    Maybe that’s why they think it’ll fall any day now: because they operate purely through Paradox logic and think modern China will just explode like Ming used to.

      • CarmineCatboy2 [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
        9·
        8 months ago

        Once I ran into a youtube video talking about Brazil’s relations. It talked about how Brazil is hated by all of south american because in 1640 it ‘seized half the continent’. Which was not only wrong (portugal and spain were united at the time and portuguese settlers just crossed into the west then) and insane (maybe the critical mass of brazilian landlords who control the paraguayan side of our border is a more pressing issue) but it gave me china watcher vibes.

      • novibe@lemmy.mlEnglish
        6·
        8 months ago

        Poor guys… astrology is only pointing towards the US collapsing lmao

          • novibe@lemmy.mlEnglish
            5·
            8 months ago

            Yeah terrestrial astrology is pointing towards war (civil or otherwise) for the US this year. It’s looking real similar to Russia around the time of the revolution actually. The Pluto-Neptune alignments basically.

            And it’s looking real good for China as well actually.

            So libs can’t even agree with astrology at all.

            edit: If anyone is curious about this stuff, I follow a really good YouTube channel called World Astrology Report. They are WAY less lib than any other astrology thing I’ve seen. And their approach is really interesting. Their series on UFOs is really good.

  • IMF_DOOM [she/her, undecided]@hexbear.netEnglish
    12·
    8 months ago

    Today while astral projecting I summoned Xi Jinping to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

    He is so fucking powerful. I’m not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I’m spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I’ll make it.

    I can’t imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I’m scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I’m currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

    Please be safe everyone. Xi Jinping is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a general secretary of the CPC.