• phorq@lemmy.ml
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    9 months ago

    If I sell bows and arrows for hunting millionaires and I made a million dollars in profit… We cool, right?..

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      9 months ago

      The last capitalist we shoot will be the one who sold us the bows and arrows.

      Of course it’s not really you making that million dollars, it’d be the workers who make and sell the bows+arrows you’re stealing that profit from.

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        9 months ago

        Cool, unrelated: I’m looking for a market analyst that can determine the safest time to stop selling arrows without needing to worry about “returns”

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          9 months ago

          You could just raise your employees’ wages if you’re ever at risk of becoming a millionaire.

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            9 months ago

            No, my employees are like my family. I love them too much to risk them being hunted too!

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          9 months ago

          I got that for ya!

          Let X be T = 0:00, and Y = “unsafe”

          Just sell before X = Y!

          That’ll be one million dollars, please.