“Buy more oil!” says guy who sells oil
who the actual fuck considers this to be meaningful journalism
looks like it’s plan B then, phasing out oil executives instead
Oh there will be vengeance… against the poor and the climate refugees sadly.
First they denounce terms like climate justice. Then they’ll embrace it as one of the eco-fascist pillars of the late 21st century.
“In the real world, the current transition strategy is visibly failing on most fronts as it collides with five hard realities,”
He then counts each of his fingers as he forms them into a fist.
“And if anyone else tries to save the habitability of the planet at the expense of MY MONEY they’re going to continue colliding until they learn their lesson. Capisce?”i love that gambo throwne episode
Horse breeder says cars are just a fad and aren’t practical.
Coke dealers overwhelmingly think rehab is not worth it
Let PKMKII cook
I think we should hear this one out
Someone should put a funnel into this guy’s mouth and pour some oil in, see how much he loves the oil
You love oil
You will drink oil
The president of the leopard eating faces party would like to remind us all that wearing any kind of protective mask or helmet has been proven to be ineffective, and that he really really doesn’t like it when people wear them.
Man who is deeply invested in a thing not happening says “thing won’t happen”
I fail to see how this is news. Of course a CEO would say this. Did they pay CNBC to run this newsvertisement?
no need, the news runs this shit for free
I hope one day he finds his homes, assets, possessions, vehicles and loved ones covered in a thick layer of crude oil that cannot be removed.
I hope one day he
finds hishomes, assets, possessions, vehicles and loved onescovered in a thick layer of crude oil thatcannot be removed.is subsequently ignited
It’s only fiction until it’s not. But fantasy? Dude needs to learn the difference between sci fi and fantasy. Everybody has to lump those together like they’re the same thing.
Who could have predicted this?!Also I thought they were supposedly diversifying into solar?
Ok so we just do societal collapse when we run out of oil?
