Russian President Vladimir Putin has warned the West that Russia is technically prepared for a nuclear war, and that should the US send troops to Ukraine, it would be regarded as a considerable escalation of the war.

  • HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    I can see it now.

    Nuke America

    Most Nukes don’t launch

    Three detonate in silos. Controls failed and more radiation than boom.

    12 have nav failures and land in Ocean

    Three land in Russia just from probability. Kill a goat or two.

    One hits Sweden on its way over. Mountain disappears. …

    5 boomer subs open launch Bays to fire. Rapidly sink.

    10 others attempt launch, get a torp from a following Seawolf.

    30 odd surface and say they refuse to fire. We get a few great movies from it