SALT you fucking idiots! it’s so crazy that everybody is mad about the suggestion that it needs spices when they left out fucking SALT. have you had slices of grocery store tomato without salt??? have you had bocconcini or fresh mozzarella or similar kind of cheese without salt??? like i PUT pepper and i PUT olive oil on it, what more do these people want?
maybe dont completely fuck up the dish by leaving out SALT and you won’t have people being like “this sucks, why doesn’t it taste like anything” like sure adding cumin isn’t a good solution but at least they recognize that there’s no flavour.
instead its used as an opportunity to be defensive about being white on reddit
FUCK you
FUCK these people
“Everyone keeps complaining that this salad I made with skim milk mozzarella and hothoused beefsteak tomatoes that have been functionally bred into styrofoam for ease of transport and covered in a watery-ass excuse for balsamic vinegar doesn’t taste like anything.”
Buddy you picked something that has three ingredients in it, I wonder if the quality of those three ingredients might make or break the recipe.
don’t forget the store brand “olive” oil